10/25/05 02:21 pm - Goodbye, Livejournal.
I have another mistress, and it is MySpace. Yes, it's buggy and insecure and full of creepy old Turkish men and irritating teens who cover their pages in flashing garbage, but it's the New Thing and I'm all about the New Thing.
I'm sorry, Livejournal. You were good fun for a while and you're VERY good at what you do, but you're too specialized (which of course is why you WORK all the time, unlike that trashy whore MySpace) and I'm looking for something with more features. I'll still check in now and then, and I've cleaned my old stuff out of your place so you won't be tripping over my old entries and getting all melancholy or anything. You have lots of friends, you won't be alone.
It'll be okay.
I'm sorry, Livejournal. You were good fun for a while and you're VERY good at what you do, but you're too specialized (which of course is why you WORK all the time, unlike that trashy whore MySpace) and I'm looking for something with more features. I'll still check in now and then, and I've cleaned my old stuff out of your place so you won't be tripping over my old entries and getting all melancholy or anything. You have lots of friends, you won't be alone.
It'll be okay.
